What To Get For That Friend Who Used To Have Everything

You already give your friends birthday gifts, baby gifts, and wedding gifts.

Why not give divorce gifts, too? It’s likely, after all, that your divorcing friend will have roughly half the stuff that she or he used to have.  Not to mention, she or he may need a little humor / venting / revenge fantasy to pass the time.

Speaking of revenge fantasies, check out the “Ex Kitchen Knife Set” from Amazon (available in several colors):

Ex Knife Holder

What about the wedding ring coffin? Smashing Katie calls itself “a perfectly cheeky breakup boutique,” and has numerous gifts for the newly single celebrant:

wedding ring coffin

For those on a budget, there are a number of divorce t-shirts with varying levels of taste. We, of course, favor this one.

Another low-cost choice for those looking to unload some heavier baggage is this wonderfully concise tote bag from CafePress.com:

i'm done tote bag

DISCLAIMER: We don’t endorse the quality of any of these products. We just think they’re funny.

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