The St. Petersburg Times reports:
A woman has been arrested after accosting her live-in boyfriend with a pink sex toy.
Yes, it’s true. Intoxicated Kimberly Lynn Calvert of Treasure Island, Florida was charged with battery for poking her boyfriend John Anthony Gonzales several times in the groin.
Naturally, he called 911.
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The Palm Beach Post reports on the recent nuptials of nervous groom Ebenezer Rose, 93 and his blushing bride, 89-year old Monica Hayden:
The couple, friends for decades, said they decided to take the plunge after a brief courtship.
Rose, who as a younger man traveled the world as a missionary for the Seventh-day Adventist Church, met Hayden in
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Sometimes it’s hard to let go of loved ones – especially when a loved one has a nice, fat military pension, and social security to boot.
In a story that Norman Bates would appreciate, Reuters reports that Penelope Sharon Jordan of Sebastian, Florida kept her mother”s mummified remains on a bed in a spare bedroom – for six years.…
